10. You burn Religious Books and get no news coverage.
9. You are asked to serve on the Obama Financial Team.
8. You're vacationing in Nevada and Harry Reid won't shake your hand.
7. Sheriff Joe Arpaio shows up on your doorstep carrying pink underwear.
6. Dick Cheney phones to invite you to go hunting.
5. Your name is mentioned in the newspaper along with Charlie Rangel and Maxine Waters.
4. You are running for Governor and President Obama shows up to campaign for you.
3. You are mistakenly introduced as Joe Biden's speech writer.
2. Your unfavorable ratings come out just below those of Nancy Pelosi.
1. You have just been asked to address the United Nations General Assembly.